Dating younger women jokes
" ********** One day a housework‑challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. " He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different? "The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late? "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? " Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine? ********** A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "yucky." Same work ... " "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!So you’re on the hunt for your very own Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore moment, or maybe something a little longer-lived.Either way, you're not the only bloke to venture out of your age group in search for an older woman.
People are not meant to be “bragging rights," nor should they be fetishized for one tiny aspect of their persona. You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me." You don't mooch off other's desserts. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you? You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... " --Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." ********** WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN: Your last name stays put. If I get burritos one more time I'm jumping, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again.